PROFESSIONAL douchebag & JUST SHAVE IT fans!
3:58 PMAdded April 8, 2008.
Lovely ladies in Tucson, Arizona.
Sean, Emily and Ray show support.
Bowling Green, Ohio.
Laffs of Tucson, Arizona.
At Joey's in Livonia, Michigan.
Some gals having fun in Vegas.
A dancer from Martini Ranch in Scottsdale, Arizona.
Tucson, Arizona.
See above.
Decatur, Illinois.
At Bernie's in Wrigleyville, Chicago.
Toledo, Ohio.
See above.
Toledo's Connxtions Comedy Club.
LT's Bar & Grill of Rockford, Illinois.
New Holstein, Wisconsin.
I wish I was better at PhotoShop.
Some sorority from Toledo, Ohio.
During a 5K race in Grand Rapids, Michigan, May of 2007.
My godson Gary(R) and his brother Nathan.
Battle Creek, Michigan.
Electric Cowboy in Fayetteville, Arkansas.
Grand Rapids, Michigan.
GR, MI again.
I think I gave that guy my Jack hat, leaving me with one. That was in April of 2007. In November my other Jack hat was stolen from Akron, Ohio. Damn me for being nice.
Mt. Pleasant, Michigan.
GR, MI.
Toledo, Ohio's Connxtions once again.
The bald men responsible for my JUST SHAVE IT shirts and panties, Chris and Mike(L) of American Screenprinting of Joliet, Illinois.
Twins from Toledo, Ohio.
With Grumpy Dave from Bowling Green, Ohio.
2:38 AM
Get 'em while they're hot! Fans are buying PROFESSIONAL douchebag shirts and JUST SHAVE IT thongs and shirts by the boatloads. Look for 'em in stores soon. Check 'em out at my shows coming to your town. Get yours NOW!
Nothing screams PROFESSIONAL douchebags like the staff at Laff's Comedy Club in Tucson, Arizona. Always a fuckin' awesome time. March, 2006.
New pics added 1-25-06!
Lovely fans from the University of Iowa. Go Hawkeyes!
That's Mark Hanson, a former Wrigley Field manager and Iowa grad; that's the only reason he's anywhere near the Hawkeye hotties. Now he's selling elevators in Denver and studying for his MBA. He's also dating some dentist chick and claims he's 'too busy' to make it any of my shows this week. His loss, right?
There's a certain degree of satisfaction seeing your face peeking from beneath a skirt worn by a random stranger. Especially of the female persuasion.
My fans will show it all just to be near a PROFESSIONAL douchebag shirt.
Plenty of suckin' and lickin' with the official ShaveYourHead.com models.
Kevin, me, Jim, and Ginny at Laffs in Tucson. Kevin and Jim have been tremendous supporters of me since my days starting out in Phoenix. Ginny married Jim and had no idea what she wasn't getting into when agreeing to see my shows. "I guess this is that 'or worse' part the priest mentioned."
The Cubs played the Yankees in the Bronx in 2005. I was there, in the upper deck for Game 1. They got swept in 3, so I was all about promoting myself.
The Laffs Comedy Club staff in Tucson, including the famous Johnny Dingo saluting the cooter.
On any given day you can find thousands of people who deserve this shirt at this place. Sometimes they even play the game.
Lansing, Michigan ladies showin' their true colors. And so much more ...
The staff at Connxtions in Toledo, Ohio marvel at - and hide behind - my merchandise display.
"I don't want anybody else. When I think about the ShaveYourHead.com guy I touch myself."
These cats were stationed near Minot, North Dakota, but had recently gotten back from tours in Iraq. November '05.
I bet my CD would sell better if I brought her along all the time.
Zanies in Vernon Hills, Illinois.
She appears to have just gotten out of diapers two days earlier. Wow! They carded her. Have to be 19 here, though.
Fairview Heights Funny Bone, Illinois.
A fan takes in a Spring Training baseball game in Mesa, Arizona.
Barely legal at Laffs in Tucson. Club owner Scotty Goff is squeezing in between us.
I figured the boys from the South Side of Chicago would be quite worthy of the PROFESSIONAL douchebag lablel back in March of '05 at their Spring Training home, Tucson Electric Park ...
Little did I know they would go on and win the 2005 World Series 10 months later.
I wonder if she went to Notre Thong. Go Irish! Contrary to Billy Joel, many Catholic girls I know start early.
They dressed up and ... I went as myself after a show in Brookings, South Dakota.
Lunch ladies came out to the South Bend Funny Bone and bought a shirt from some guy who couldn't make it.
A threesome at Zanies in Vernon Hills.
My buddy Jeremy dons the thong he bought for his wife, Katay. I wonder if she actually wears it. Or maybe he does. Only on laundry day, of course.
At the Sheetrock 400 at Chicagoland Speedway in Joliet, my boy Dale Jr. won in '05. I celebrated with a cigar and a Budweiser. My dad's boy, Jeff Gordon, who I waited on at Wrigley a few weeks earlier when Gordon called it 'Wrigley Stadium', crashed in this race. "That's what you get for fuckin' up the name, Jeffy. And for not tippin' me, you douchebag."
Times Square, New York City.
They claim these shirts will be their softball jerseys next year. "I don't care if you use 'em to wipe up the pool of goo on your tummy at 3 a.m., just show me the money!"
My loyal supporter Sue (L) and her friend, Sherri at Zanies in Vernon Hills.
My was this a fun night ... in my head. Halloween '05 in Brookings, SD.
Ahhhh, sometimes it's a tough life, this comedy thing all over the country. Gettin' free drinks, women buyin' my underwear, drivin' a Prizm with 228,000 miles. Well, 2 outta 3 ain't bad.
Last Comic Standing's Ralphie May.
Jamie and friends at the Comedy Forum in St. Peter's, MO
She revealed more at Mugsy's in Carbondale, IL, but I'm a good Catholic boy and can't scar my readers.
Party goers from Pesto's in Grand Blanc, Michigan.
Bobby, owner of Bobby's Tap in Joliet, IL, and my brother, Brian, the quint-essential ProD-bag - at Bobby's.
He was wasted but thankfully bought a ProD-bag shirt at Gary Fields in Battle Creek, MI. I know I need to close my mouth, but I was making sure the drunk on my shoulder held his pose through the flashes. Check out my headshot in the background.
At Boomer's in Mt. Pleasant, MI. They really bought this stuff, but he didn't think opening his eyes was a good thing apparently. She's hot and not with this ProD-bag I hope.
This guy bought a shirt AND looks like me at Peru, Illinois' Super Bowl. He'll have to be here and eventually on the Guys Who Look Like Scott Derenger page.
My friend, Matt, who I owe the world to. In addition to producing my first CD, Bald & Bold, he also helped me start this site, baby-sitting me through the early stages. Now I just annoy him with technical questions and stupid shit. Oh yeah, another FYI - Matt sold me the Prizm that rolled over 200,000 recently. In this shot, from Riddles in Orland Park, IL, Matt's manning the ProD-bag product table. He also pushed me to get these shirts made, so I figured the least I could do was put him here. Flattering, I know.
Some guy and his very hot girlfriend - I think - from Boomer's in Mount Pleasant, MI.
John, my drunken roommate, passed out at Stanley's in Chicago. Okay, so maybe this shot was staged, but so what; God knows John's looked like this enough times. But luckily he didn't pee in anyone's suitcase this night.
Another bald guy from Peru, IL. We're taking over people - watch out!
