| The
Progression of Scott Derenger's Hairloss |
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| Thanks
to grandpa, I
am follicly challenged. Baldness is genetic; it’s not from wearing a hat or using cheap
shampoo. And
when it gets bad, just shaveyourhead! |
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Phase
2
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| 10
months old. Hair’s
a bit thin but babies don’t care. I’m lovin’ life probably in a wet diaper! |
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Phase
3
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| Age 9.
The hair is full, thick and intact – the way the
third grade ladies like it. |
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Phase
4
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| Age 15.
Pure sex appeal: braces, Harry Carry-like glasses,
partially spiked hair with the permed effect in the back.
Don’t lose sight of the turtleneck-cardigan, Looking
alive and well in the late 80’s. |
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Phase
5
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| Age 20.
Uh oh! The
nation is in a recession, and so is my hair. Just
a slight rise in the hairline.
No worries yet. |
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Phase
6
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| Just a few months
later and the frontal tuft of hair is breaking away from
the rest, like Florida from the continental United States. |
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Phase
7
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Sadly, the comb
over looms just around the corner and panic ensues.
Extreme measures are taken!
Just kidding. I dressed as a woman for Halloween.
Red heads do it best, no?
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Phase
8
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| HOLD
ON! STOP
the ride! I’m
22 and look like I’m 42.
Ladies surely aren’t liking this. The
Arizona sun really helps as it shows every portion of
my hair-starved scalp.
The physique is well chiseled,
but the lack of hair leaves too much to be desired.
I shaved it off within hours of getting these pictures. |
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Phase
9
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Age 25.
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am not only a member of ShaveYourHead.com
I'm
the President.
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