Tuesday, March 30, 2004
11:09 PM

This is Ray, my 82-year-old buddy I eat breakfast with often, like yesterday. "It hasn't been that long," I said to Ray about my being gone for the last 3 months. "Aww shit Scotty. It dragged on forever," he said.
Sunday, March 28, 2004
6:55 PM
I'm having way too much fun with my camera and then uploading pictures to ShaveYourHead.com, so if we're hanging out sometime, you may get your very own entry, complete with pics, stories and possible embarrasment ... like this one. Jenni is a young lady I had the pleasure of dating a few years back. I probably did something stupid or said something insensitve and she went a runnin' ... and never came back. Although we've kept in touch over the last few years, I never thought things between us really ended (here pause and say out load "psycho loser") The key phrase is "I never thought" - Jenni clearly had different thoughts, so I was left with our random conversations about her new boyfriends and her school. She happened to be studying social work and became highly educated in what a freak I really was - lucky her. Jenni interned out in Arizona last summer and fell in love with the place. Being that I lived out there, we now had something to talk about other than the men in her life and my almost being 30 and still living at home. Since Jenni has tons of family out in the Phoenix area, where she plans to move this summer, she decided to visit and apply for jobs earlier this month. Checking my pride and ego at the door, we managed to hang out and have some great fun, as you'll see below.

At Macayo's in Tempe after my show. ... Well Jenni's never been one to shy away from the spotlight - she made $132 doing this for only 3 innings!

What? You don't dress like this to play cards? Too bad. I highly encourage such attire. ... St. Patty's Day at Flicka's in Scottsdale. Do they come any cuter than Jenni? (Shameless effort to have her see the greatness in me, nevermind my exploiting her body on this site.)

All hung-over and with a fear of heights, Jenni hated hiking. ... Even seconds after waking up, she's adorable as ever.
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