Sunday, October 12, 2003
8:33 AM
Here's a good way to get fired from a comedy club in the South. I walked into the club last night, grabbed a beer and went to the TVs in the bar area. The NASCAR race was on both and there were 2 other guys standing there.

"Sorry Jimmy Johnson (the driver shown in the lead at the time)," I mumbled to myself. "It's time for Cubs baseball!" And then, without even as much asking if they minded, I changed the channel but was unable to find the game.

"I thought I was watching that," said one of the guys.

"Sorry," I said. "I was just trying to find the ballgame."

"Well you must be Scott," said the same guy. "My name is Mike Smith. I own this club."

Not only had I turned off NASCASR in favor of baseball, but I did it in front of the owner. Timing is everything. So is being fuckin' rude!


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