The Daily Derenger

10/03/2003

I stayed with some friends last night. It's actually their friend's place. The friend is out of town and my friends just happened to be in town and in need of a place to stay. Anyway, their friend has some good DVD porn sitting right beside me. Unfortunately, the cases are empty. He's got the DVD's with him wherever he is. Bastard. Not to fret though, his place is a loft and his bedroom has no ceiling. Maybe my friends, married for 3 years, would make up for the porn-less findings and thrown down for my listening enjoyment. Nope. Oh well. Off to the still photos on the Net.

10/01/2003

My Atlanta hotel room has one wall completely made of mirrors. It's times like these when I wish that hookers were more affordable.

I was at game one of the NLDS between the Cubs and the Braves. I am running on 2 hours sleep and lots of driving. Check back later today to read all about last night's thrilling Cubs win and maybe see some uploaded pics, too.

9/29/2003

This Internet thing is great. Where else can you buy Cubs playoffs tickets, book a flight and see pictures of some chick in a barnyard gang-bang? I'm heading to Atlanta right now to see the Cubs play the Braves in game one of the NLDS. Go Cubbies!!! Read all about it in Waiting at Wrigley.

9/28/2003

Usually rust on a car is bad. The Prizm was making a grinding noise when I turned, especially to the left. Knowing nothing about cars other than where to put the gas and and windshield washer fluid, I sought help from a mechanic in Rock Falls, Illinois. He told me my axle's knuckle sounded bad. I didn't even know axles had knuckles or that they made noise. He advised me to see another mechanic in town who dealt with axles and their knuckles. That guy test-drove the Prizm and 25 minutes later told me she was fixed. Rust build-up on the rotors caused the grinding, nothing more. You must trust that rust isn't ALWAYS a bad thing.