The Daily Derenger

7/03/2003

Thanks for voting for my new headshots. Many people have replied and with that, I now have many votes. Seriously. I have over 20 different "favorite shots" from my fans or just people who are bored. The leading shots are numbers 46, 51, 74, 80.

I want a shot of me smiling. The fact that I am a comedian who makes people laugh should have my headshot showing me with at least a smile. Furthermore, I have no top lip and look like a monkey when I don't smile. The shots with a furrowed brow are nice as are the ones with my head tilted. But they are just that, nice. Not in the running.

I personally am probably going with #78, #77 or #74 - leather jacket shots. (Now that I look again, though, I really have no idea. #'s 41, 48, 51, 56 and 67 also look very possible.)

So much goes into picking a picture that will be posted in a bar in southern Mississippi where nobody knows or gives a shit about me. Who goes to see a comedian based on his picture? Hopefully hot chicks who like to fuck bald comics who look like Vin Diesel's little brother with AIDS. I'll let you know how that works out.