The Daily Derenger

5/29/2002

My good friend Matt and his wife Michelle had their first baby, Anthony Arthur Dubiel, last Friday. Matt helped me tremendously to get this website up and running. He even maintained it for about a year-and-a-half. My congratulations go out to them and their baby boy. Take a looksie if you want here.

5/29/2002

In the post below, I briefly mentioned the show "Trading Spaces." After watching about 5 episodes in the last week, I have a firmer grasp of the show. For those of you unfamiliar with it, "Trading Spaces" is a show on TLC (The Learning Channel, not a tribute to the hip-hop group who is now minus the "L") where 2 couples, who are also neighbors, are selected to have a room in their house redecorated by the other couple in 48 hours. Each couple has a professional interior designer, a carpenter, and a $1000 budget. The show lasts for an hour and shows the before and after looks of each room along with how each couple goes about redoing the chosen room. It's clearly a chick show. I played Zanies Comedy Club all last week and I mentioned this show in my act. Women went ape shit. You would've thought I was giving away Tupperware. One guy even shouted his praise for the show. That fag. I asked him if he had a yeast infection, too.

To make it more appealing to me, the show should be called "Trading Spouses." Similar rules could apply. You swap spouses and see how you could improve them in 2 days. It might mean giving him or her some deep, hot, monkey-love OR just cuddling. Add some nudity and strap-ons and you've got a hit. Well I'd watch it at least.