The Daily Derenger

3/15/2002

So the poll results are in. 28 of you voted or maybe 4 of you did 7 times. I'm not sure what the sex of the voters is. I do know a some women replied though. The position of doggystyle wins hands down - or maybe pants down to make things easier. Where is the romance in that position though? I hear the ladies talking about rose petals, bubble baths, and soft kisses. In actuality, you want to be taken from behind and spanked like a wild boar. And there is nothing wrong with that ladies! Just let me know where to sign up for that kinda fun.

3/11/2002

Recently I've listened to the book-on-tape "How to Win Friends and Influence People" a few times on my long drives. One of the "guidelines" is to remember people's names. "A person's name is the single most important sound to him or her," says the book's author Dale Carnegie. With that said, I got gas in Claremore, OK today. I had just passed through a toll booth and thanked Judy, the attendant on duty. I also wished a good day to Jason at McDonald's as he handed me my Shamrock Shake. At the OK gas station, the cashier was named Edwina. Ed-fucking-wina. Her parents had played a mean trick on her. I said fuck Carnegie's priciples and simply thanked her for making correct change. If my name was Edwina, I would find a job where I wouldn't have to wear a name tag!

3/10/2002

Nothing special to write on the front page today. But good shit to read on the message board. Check it out.