The Daily Derenger
2/15/2002
People say some stupid stuff. I was at the club last night and the DJ came up to me and said, "You still here?" All I wanted to say was, "Nope. You must be on acid and now you're seeing shit. I left an hour ago."
2/14/2002
I drove by a Corvette today that had this license plate - JESUS4U. I don't think Christ would drive a Vette though. Doesn't seem like his thing. Maybe a Jeep Wrangler with the top off so his hair could blow in the wind. Or maybe a Dodge Savior with enough room for 13 grown men. Wait, just 12 of them. Fuck Judas!
2/12/2002
You heard it here first: The Chicago Cubs will win the 2002 World Series!!! Now it can't hurt to dream can it? F#@k the White Sux!!!
2/11/2002
Can anyone get me a copy of Barry Manilow's greatest hits? I have a long road trip planned and I want to cry on occasion.
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